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Categories: Funny WhatsApp Status
April 7, 2019
| On 2 years ago

Funny WhatsApp Status For Girls To Laugh Their Day Out!!

By Bisma Qamar

In some cases we simply all vibe to make tracks in an opposite direction from our mishaps and begin doing something amusing. Around then entertain ourselves with anything besides genuine. We will call our companions and visit or we could simply experience our WhatsApp status of our companions. Well in the event that you need to put a funny WhatsApp status, at that point you can get thoughts from here. Since today’s post is tied in with interesting WhatsApp status for girls.

So enjoy some of the funniest quotes and status and upload them on your Insta and WhatsApp status.

Read our latest inspirational quotes Here on World Health Day

Funny WhatsApp Status For Girls:

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…”

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!’

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,”

I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep”

LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND…THAT’S WHY PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL THEY SPEAK”

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.”

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk”

Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.”

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, any time, all the time.”

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. ”

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.’

If the school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking :)”

WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED.”

Treat me like a Queen and I’ll treat you like a King. But if you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how it’s played.”

You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”

A BLACK CAT PASSING BY THE CROSSROAD CAN STOP HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHAT A RED LIGHT ON TRAFFIC SIGNAL HAS FAILED TO DO FOR a LONG TIME!!

Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown.”

If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.”

Take my advice — I’m not using it”

I love my job only when I am on vacation”

While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.”

Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.”

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, one day, you’ll find a brain back there”.

    Bisma Qamar

    Hi this is me, Bisma Qama. I am from Allahabad, UP and I have done PG in English Journalism from IIMC. Currently working as a content writer in Blue Ivory.